That’s Not a Donkey
The essential donkey app

Is it a donkey?

Take a photo of something and receive the answer everybody needs: it is either a donkey, or it is not a donkey. Nothing more specific than that.

Coming soon to the App Store See how it works

Exceptionally advanced technology

Three simple steps

We have removed every unnecessary feature so you can concentrate on what matters: determining whether something is a donkey.

1

Take or choose a photo

Photograph something using your iPhone camera or select an existing image from your photo library.

2

Consult the donkey experts

The photograph is analysed locally on your device. Your image is not uploaded to the leaderboard.

3

Receive the verdict

The app provides one of two definitive answers: “That’s a Donkey” or “That’s Not a Donkey”.

Everything you need

Serious donkey functionality

A focused set of features for dedicated donkey identification enthusiasts.

Camera and photo library

Take a new photograph or classify an image already stored on your iPhone.

On-device photo analysis

Photographs are analysed locally and are not added to your public leaderboard profile.

Global leaderboard

Create a nickname, record successful donkey classifications and compete with donkey finders around the world.

Shareable results

Turn your photograph and verdict into a branded image that can be shared with friends.

Global recognition

Become a donkey-finding legend

Every successful donkey classification can increase your total. Choose an appropriate leaderboard name and see how you compare with other players.

Leaderboard names are filtered and can be reported or hidden when they breach the community rules.

Global top donkey finders

  1. 🥇 DonkeySpotter92 42
  2. 🥈 HoofDetective 31
  3. 🥉 EeyoreExpert 27
  4. 4 MuleOrDonkey 19
  5. 5 DonkeyMaybe 13